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David Ngog has a lot to thank Thierry Henry for, and not just the obvious influence in playing style as demonstrated by his goal against Manchester United. If we remember just two weeks ago, Ngog was the one being called cheat in capital letters, who apparently represented everything that is wrong about the ‘modern game’. Of all the major columnists and pundits who commented on Henry’s handball assist against Ireland, only Martin Samuel of the Daily Mail appeared capable of remembering any example of cheating before Henry and rightly reminded us of Ngog’s dive to win a penalty against Birmingham.


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Ngog was branded a cheat but pundits mostly said he’d feel “embarrassed” about the dive – nothing compared to the press Henry received last week. On Thursday and Friday some newspapers had the story on its front and back pages, calling the incident the ‘Hand of Frog’ and ‘Hand of Gaul’ – headlines charged up by a week of anti-European stories – while Henry was called repulsive and the handball ‘sickening’. That’s the kind of language normally reserved for stories about criminals not football matches. Former Wigan striker Marlon King – currently serving an 18-month prison sentence for ABH and sexual assault – got lighter treatment and less coverage.


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Even keeping to incidents on the pitch, there has been worse behaviour than Henry’s handball. The France captain’s former Arsenal teammate Emmanuel Adebayor took his studs to Robin van Persie’s face when Manchester City played Arsenal at Eastlands this season. Adebayor rightly served a three-match ban but I don’t recall receiving the character assassination than Henry has. Michael Calvin in the Mirror said Henry “has been exposed as manipulative and insincere”, while Gavin Brown in the Metro wrote that Henry lacks credibility and is an ineffective player. This would be the ineffective Henry of Barcelona who’s scored or set up 69 goals in 96 games for the Spanish and European champions. The ineffective Henry of France who’s scored more goals for his country than any player has for England. The ineffective, repulsive, cheating Henry who does promotion work for Unicef and launched the 2005 Stand Up, Speak Up anti-racism campaign with Nike (remember those black and white rubber wristbands?). It would be a great shame if Barcelona came to England for a Champions League game and Henry’s contribution to football England was forgotten and replaced by boos.

While the majority of comments on Henry’s handball were self-righteous, ‘I-would-have-owned-up’ nonsense, few were as hypocritical as Tony Cascarino’s in The Times. The former Ireland striker wrote: “Don’t think I’m ducking the question when I say that it would never have been an issue for me – because I wasn’t a cheat… it would never have occurred to me to stick out my hand and guide it back into my control. I wasn’t that devious.” Cascarino found out he didn’t qualify to play for the Irish national team in 1996 but did not retire from international football until 1999 or reveal the fact until the publication of his autobiography in 2005, when he wrote: “I was a fraud. A fake Irishman.”


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Before putting Henry’s name next to ‘cheat’ in the dictionary or saying Fifa should sanction the FAI’s desired replay of France v Ireland – despite it requiring a overhauling of Fifa laws and setting a ridiculous precedent (can you imagine how many appeals for replays would be lodged by Premier League managers if that was allowed?) – we should remember the behaviour of players and fans of our own teams. Ngog’s dive against Birmingham was just as much an attempt to gain unfair advantage for his team, while Steven ‘he’s big and he’s fucking hard’ Gerrard has also fallen over rather easily in the past (incidents versus Sheffield United and Aston Villa in 2007 come to mind). Every team has players that cheat and every player is capable of cheating, but it is the repeat offenders that should be brought to task and it’s difficult to call Henry one of those.

Equally, before we in the stands, pubs and armchairs get all high and mighty, Henry’s behaviour was certainly not worse than that of some fans this year: Arsenal fans aiming a chair at Adebayor injured a City of Manchester Stadium steward; Rangers are struggling to deal with a loud minority of travelling trouble-makers; groups of Manchester United and Liverpool supporters still chant about the most tragic moments in each other’s history; and Fifa are investigating after large rocks were thrown through the windows of the Algerian team bus in Cairo last Wednesday. Egypt has threatened to withdraw from international football for two years and government officials have been withdrawn from both countries following the violence at both legs of the playoff.

Thierry Henry cheating to qualify for the World Cup is wrong but the world of football’s selective memory and lack of perspective is worse.

  • me

    i agree with you but just touching on that subject. the incidents between algeria and egypt are far more serious and shocking to what you are really hearing at the moment. wait few days and see.

  • me

    i agree with you but just touching on that subject. the incidents between algeria and egypt are far more serious and shocking to what you are really hearing at the moment. wait few days and see.

  • Aiyic

    Completely agree with the author. It was a handball, in a football game, which unfortunately resulting in a goal two touches later. Sure, the weight of what was at stake amplified the ‘crime’, but the rules of the game don’t (and should never) discriminate between the likes of this game, and a 1st-round FA Cup tie; it’s all relative.

    It was completely embarrassing to see pictures of Ireland fans outside the French Embassy in Dublin – getagrip lads, ffs! John Delaney’s (FAI pres) sanctimoniously transparent appeals on the evening news, rang hollow in his glorious monotone – the complete epitome of a ‘suit’ in football.

    Yes, cheating is endemic in football, but Henry’s handball is far from being the pinnacle of such moments. FIFA will NEVER sanction video-reffing if left to their own devices. Football are answerable to FIFA; have no welly in forming FIFA’s standpoints. So who are FIFA answerable to in order for them to make the change? Us. You and me i.e. people-power. Until we the fans demand it, it will never happen. And protests won’t work either. It will only happen when we see behind FIFA’s curtain – hands cupped beneath the cash-funnel. Arrange a collective ‘Non Attendance Day’, and this includes watching on the telly. Sponsors will put pressure on FIFA if their audience evaporates – so no advertising revenue for fat-cats.

    This is the only way – so leave Thierry Henry alone. He only instinctively acted as the game stands.

  • Aiyic

    Completely agree with the author. It was a handball, in a football game, which unfortunately resulting in a goal two touches later. Sure, the weight of what was at stake amplified the ‘crime’, but the rules of the game don’t (and should never) discriminate between the likes of this game, and a 1st-round FA Cup tie; it’s all relative.

    It was completely embarrassing to see pictures of Ireland fans outside the French Embassy in Dublin – getagrip lads, ffs! John Delaney’s (FAI pres) sanctimoniously transparent appeals on the evening news, rang hollow in his glorious monotone – the complete epitome of a ‘suit’ in football.

    Yes, cheating is endemic in football, but Henry’s handball is far from being the pinnacle of such moments. FIFA will NEVER sanction video-reffing if left to their own devices. Football are answerable to FIFA; have no welly in forming FIFA’s standpoints. So who are FIFA answerable to in order for them to make the change? Us. You and me i.e. people-power. Until we the fans demand it, it will never happen. And protests won’t work either. It will only happen when we see behind FIFA’s curtain – hands cupped beneath the cash-funnel. Arrange a collective ‘Non Attendance Day’, and this includes watching on the telly. Sponsors will put pressure on FIFA if their audience evaporates – so no advertising revenue for fat-cats.

    This is the only way – so leave Thierry Henry alone. He only instinctively acted as the game stands.

  • Alan

    I hope France win the World Cup, by Beating England/Brazil/Germany/Italy in the final. I think then we’d see the “get over it” brigade come out and cry foul! Only then would we finally see some proper moves to introduce the video ref.

  • Alan

    I hope France win the World Cup, by Beating England/Brazil/Germany/Italy in the final. I think then we’d see the “get over it” brigade come out and cry foul! Only then would we finally see some proper moves to introduce the video ref.

  • Ted

    I couldn’t agree more. The “hysteria” surrounding Henry’s handball was ridiculous, however, I cannot begin to imagine how much worse it would have been should that have happened against England.

  • Ted

    I couldn’t agree more. The “hysteria” surrounding Henry’s handball was ridiculous, however, I cannot begin to imagine how much worse it would have been should that have happened against England.

  • pensterx

    Maradona’s name is conspicuous by its absence. The reaction would have been much different if England had been involved, especially as England have more power in football.
    Henry blew it. I’ve mentioned our own Robbie Fowler putting up his hand and saying it wasn’t a penalty. Henry could have at least done that. It may not have changed the outcome but it would have earned him respect … as it is he has lost respect.

  • pensterx

    Maradona’s name is conspicuous by its absence. The reaction would have been much different if England had been involved, especially as England have more power in football.
    Henry blew it. I’ve mentioned our own Robbie Fowler putting up his hand and saying it wasn’t a penalty. Henry could have at least done that. It may not have changed the outcome but it would have earned him respect … as it is he has lost respect.

  • pensterx

    Maradona’s name is conspicuous by its absence. The reaction would have been much different if England had been involved, especially as England have more power in football.
    Henry blew it. I’ve mentioned our own Robbie Fowler putting up his hand and saying it wasn’t a penalty. Henry could have at least done that. It may not have changed the outcome but it would have earned him respect … as it is he has lost respect.

  • Jonathan ‘The Bounce’ McCririe

    I feel sorry for the lad, players are literally jumping in the air every week in hope they get a penalty, regardless of contact or not…the lad made a mistake, dont know why he’s getting so much stick!…Not as if the previous captain didnt do something worse!.or even a fellow country man kicked someone in the face!

  • Jonathan ‘The Bounce’ McCririe

    I feel sorry for the lad, players are literally jumping in the air every week in hope they get a penalty, regardless of contact or not…the lad made a mistake, dont know why he’s getting so much stick!…Not as if the previous captain didnt do something worse!.or even a fellow country man kicked someone in the face!

  • fair is fair

    saying henry should be excused because other players also cheat is like saying to police officer “i shouldn’t get that speed ticket because other people got away with speeding too”. it’s impossible to catch and punish every cheater. it’s also nonsense to crucify every act of cheating and cheater because we don’t all have time to fight every battle. henry can count himself unlucky to get all the press, but it’s no more than what he’s deserved. it maybe too big to call him a “cheater” for this one incident, but he “cheated”. let’s be clear about that. and he cheated so blatantly when he handled the ball not just ONCE but TWICE, the second time it seem to get the ball to fall neatly on his foot. this is football, not basketball or volley ball, LE CHEAT henry.

  • fair is fair

    saying henry should be excused because other players also cheat is like saying to police officer “i shouldn’t get that speed ticket because other people got away with speeding too”. it’s impossible to catch and punish every cheater. it’s also nonsense to crucify every act of cheating and cheater because we don’t all have time to fight every battle. henry can count himself unlucky to get all the press, but it’s no more than what he’s deserved. it maybe too big to call him a “cheater” for this one incident, but he “cheated”. let’s be clear about that. and he cheated so blatantly when he handled the ball not just ONCE but TWICE, the second time it seem to get the ball to fall neatly on his foot. this is football, not basketball or volley ball, LE CHEAT henry.

  • stepheneddie

    Hello everyone, thanks for your comments, the issue is clearly still getting people charged up.

    @me: I only know about the rocks thrown at Algeria’s bus and general violence, but I hope it doesn’t flare up into anything more because of a football match.

    @pensterx & fair is fair: I don’t mean to excuse Henry, he cheated, it’s against the rules, but I think it’s far from the worst thing to happen on a football pitch and the reaction was OTT. Fowler is a good example of fair play, as is Di Canio catching the ball vs Everton – but he also pushed a ref and celebrated wih fascist slautes. People are complicated, they do right and wrong, and Henry has done considerably more right on the pitch I think.

    I didn’t mention Maradona 1) because it’s been done already and 2)I’m not sure how good the comparison is. Maradona deliberate went to score with his hand, Henry kept the ball in play but after that other players could have changed things. I’m yet to see a player fess up to a handball during a game.

    @Jonathan: That’s exactly one of the points I wanted to make. What Henry did was cheating to gain unfair advantage by keeping the ball in Ireland’s six yard box, and while Zidane and Cantona’s actions didn’t help the team, headbutting or kicking someone in the chest are worse than a handball.

  • stepheneddie

    Hello everyone, thanks for your comments, the issue is clearly still getting people charged up.

    @me: I only know about the rocks thrown at Algeria’s bus and general violence, but I hope it doesn’t flare up into anything more because of a football match.

    @pensterx & fair is fair: I don’t mean to excuse Henry, he cheated, it’s against the rules, but I think it’s far from the worst thing to happen on a football pitch and the reaction was OTT. Fowler is a good example of fair play, as is Di Canio catching the ball vs Everton – but he also pushed a ref and celebrated wih fascist slautes. People are complicated, they do right and wrong, and Henry has done considerably more right on the pitch I think.

    I didn’t mention Maradona 1) because it’s been done already and 2)I’m not sure how good the comparison is. Maradona deliberate went to score with his hand, Henry kept the ball in play but after that other players could have changed things. I’m yet to see a player fess up to a handball during a game.

    @Jonathan: That’s exactly one of the points I wanted to make. What Henry did was cheating to gain unfair advantage by keeping the ball in Ireland’s six yard box, and while Zidane and Cantona’s actions didn’t help the team, headbutting or kicking someone in the chest are worse than a handball.

  • stepheneddie

    Hello everyone, thanks for your comments, the issue is clearly still getting people charged up.

    @me: I only know about the rocks thrown at Algeria’s bus and general violence, but I hope it doesn’t flare up into anything more because of a football match.

    @pensterx & fair is fair: I don’t mean to excuse Henry, he cheated, it’s against the rules, but I think it’s far from the worst thing to happen on a football pitch and the reaction was OTT. Fowler is a good example of fair play, as is Di Canio catching the ball vs Everton – but he also pushed a ref and celebrated wih fascist slautes. People are complicated, they do right and wrong, and Henry has done considerably more right on the pitch I think.

    I didn’t mention Maradona 1) because it’s been done already and 2)I’m not sure how good the comparison is. Maradona deliberate went to score with his hand, Henry kept the ball in play but after that other players could have changed things. I’m yet to see a player fess up to a handball during a game.

    @Jonathan: That’s exactly one of the points I wanted to make. What Henry did was cheating to gain unfair advantage by keeping the ball in Ireland’s six yard box, and while Zidane and Cantona’s actions didn’t help the team, headbutting or kicking someone in the chest are worse than a handball.

  • Evertonian

    You lot are only defending Henry because he’s said some complimentary things about LFC in the past. If it had have been a Drogba or a Cahill, players you REALLY hate,you’d be slaughtering them!

  • Evertonian

    You lot are only defending Henry because he’s said some complimentary things about LFC in the past. If it had have been a Drogba or a Cahill, players you REALLY hate,you’d be slaughtering them!