Now now Gerry. Stop being naughty or the nasty old man with the red face will take his ball away and not allow us to play in his league ever again.

Whatever he is doing it’s simply to stop the media and others talking about their shit start to the season. David GILL might be doing some investigation into the matter, but it would probably be about finding a possible replacement for fungus face.
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It’s a pity their playing spurs this week, a run of two wins on the trot is a lot to ask of Jol’s men.

Gerry, do you wanna educate the pomey lads on what a scanger is?

i still reckon we should chuck in a few cheeky bids for some of whiskey face’s more favoured players….not with any thought of playing them, more with the intention of making fergusons head explode. judgeing by how red his head is, we’re about two thirds of the way there. reckon it would only take a bid for that twat neville and it would be at exploding point.

Sorry Fat Scouser, I just can’t help myself, that git just gets on my tits. Another thing that annoys me about the clown, that I forgot to mention in the blog, is that whenever there is any kind of verbal exchange between him and Rafa, Maureen, Wenger or anybody else. Somehow it always seems to be portrayed in the media that he is the wise one and the voice of reason, whereas everyone else is just having a rant.
Rafa’s net outlay over the summer was roughly about a third of fungusface, and yet it was Rafa who the media was saying would be under pressure to succeed this season. Now there’s hardly been a negative word mentioned about the fact that the mancs have failed to win any of their first three games, but can you imagine the shit Rafa would have got if we were in the same position?
Shit, you’ve started off on another rant so I better leave it at that.

Aussie-kopfan, I’m not sure what it means in Oz, but a scanger in this part of the world is another name for a scumbag, or a dirtbird as they say in Dublin. According to the Kopblog English Dictionary all three words can be used to describe manc or chav supporters.

Ah… You know, I think Fergie’s finally gonna’ implode this season. The biggest fluke in football history was United winning the title last season, and he knows it.

I’m more worried about Chelsea, and to be honest I think they’re now the team we always want to beat most.

I’m praying Heinze knocks them out of the Champions League this season. Stretford end, 97th minute.

Gerry, this was a very compelling blog post…very insightful indeed!

And I loved ur “you are nothing but a wart on the arse of humanity!”…hahaha…what an expression!

ya, gerry thats the one. I lived in Dublin for about 3 years up until a couple of years ago. its a great saying and Yes, perfect description for manc and chav supporters

Killer bees is a clasic. Another dig at peanut, it almost becoming an obsession Gerry, shame on you. I think he is playing some good football at the moment. I agree with the above comment that the mancs where lucky last year when I looked at the squads I did not think that they would have come out on top. They where thin in the mid field. With the Drama Diva or should it be diver, suspended and the neanderthal man breaking his club they have struggled. What comes around goes around, the luck they had last season has gone walk about for the start of this one. I agree Sir or Lady lush is venting his feelings to distract

I tried to be flipant with me last comment Gerry, and just have a bit of a laugh. And I’d just call him a Scanger now for a bit of a giggle, but that would be an insult to the Scangers of this world. That dirty, stinkin, drunken, dirty, minging, dirty, cheating, dirty, alzhiemer suffering, dirty, meglomaniac cunt, is a bit too mild an all. In fact, I can’t think of words low enough to describe the two faced hypocritical auld cunt. I suppose Martin Jol could, though. And wouldn’t it be great if Berbotov – the latest player he has tapped up – scored the winner at Prawn Trafford this weekend. And I’d like to see what Slur Alex would say about that on Match Of The Day, but he won’t speak to them since they caught his football agent dipping into the till. And I’d like to see what he said to The Times about it, but he won’t speak to them since they exposed him for tapping up at least 14 players. And I could go on about the dirty auld cunt’s mis-deeds, but at the end of the day, all I want to see is what the dirty auld cunt has to say when Rafa knocks him off his fuckin perch and he has to hand the title over to the real Special One.
Viva La Rafalution!

P.S… Sorry, but that above should read his football agent son, who they caught dipping into the till.
Investigate us, fuckin investigate us! Investigate away, you dirty rotten auld cunt. If only Rafa was as petty and decided to turn over some Manc stones and let us see what crawled out.

I couldn’t agree more with ya Gerry. The European Labour laws should come into play when a player wants a deal that is best suited for his career.

As for tonight’s game, it would be great to see El Nino and Voronin combining up front! Crouchie as I wished, an OPTION on the bench for us… and against a team like the Black Cats, he would do much damage.

Also great to see Hyypia back and Agger rested… Looks to me like Carra will get some rest time too soon and it only bids well for the team. Hopefully The Monster gets a run out tonight, really miss his presence in midfield.

p/s should MU lose to Spurs… they might be in a relegation battle…:)

ooo eee ooo
we’ve got the best midfield in the world

Momo! Who’d have thought he would have scored no. 7000. Like to see the odds on that. Voronin and Torres started. Excellent. Well happy with that.

Voronin got his name on the scoresheet … Should have won it with more goal. But a win is always a good result.

Well done lads.

Right, that’s the spawn of the devil’s bastard ugly man child put in his place. What a shame we don’t get to grips with the Dark Lord until December.
Viva La Rafalution!

I’m suprised United never got done for the way they signed Rio Ferdinand. …I don’t think there could be a more blatant example of tapping up?? :\

fat scouser, “meglomaniac cunt”….nice. and yes, i too am counting the days until dec. 15th. i hoping for a wonderful and dramatic early christmas present.

wow. man, waking up to a win (6:30 am start here in the states) and then this blog (wart on the arse of humanity…classic)! is it christmas already??

gerry, this was so good. really, again, i’ve heard plenty of this before, but this is a great blog outlining it. and i never tire of hearing red fans knock sir alex.

can i just say, that as my first full season of following the reds… that watching the mancs fall is just like icing on the cake.

i have said from before the season began that chelsea was the team to watch though. so it was nice to see us ‘win’ against them (sorta).

so today?
voronin, man, he’s hot. bring that.

Great Job , Gerry.
How come he is willing to sell Smith to Newcastle,
does he not consider them a worthy contender for trophies and therefore no threat to His Manc scum?
I would be offend if I was a Geordie.
Great result Today. we should have run out easy winners, with a little better finsihing,
Their Keeper did have a great game though.
It was good to see Momo not only score but play very well.
Voronin took his goal well, and looks like a he and Torres linked up well together.
I hope Sami and Carra’s injuries aren’t to serious.
It does show that we need some extra cover for
the Centre of Defence.
Maybe we should make a bid for Vidic and Maybe
ONeill from the Manscum before the Window closes?
That would send old Whiskey Breath Reaching for His Bottle.

Redscouse – in fairness….do you consider newcastle a threat?? i certainly dont.
I’m SPEWING we didnt score another goal. i had $50 at 10-1 on a 3-0 liverpool win. was tearing my hair out at the end when Voronin tried to pass to El Nino instead of taking it himself. Ah well, it was a solid display nonetheless.
When voronin laid it off to Momo i was thikning to myself, if i could have picked one player for the ball NOT to go to in this situation, it was Momo. But low and behold the boy cracks an absolute belter. great strike!
He played well actaully. a few stray passes from him, but no more than usual. Penant also played reasonably well too. he is great with the ball at his feet, but then when it comes time to pass….not so great…infact, shite altogether.
Torres played well, but lets face it, he really should have put the ball in the back of the net at leat one. ah well, he still played well. Next week. Fuck he’s quick.
Voronin just looks like a strong , angry, horrible person. he looks like he’s eat your kids given half a chance. Love it. Exactly what i want in a striker.
Cara sounds like he could be out for a while. broken ribs can be painful. but having said that, you can play with broken ribs…just hurts like fuck! Sami will be right though, broken nose is nothing. i play rugby two days after i break my nose.
I tell ya, the chavs were lucky to get a point against Pompey. They are not looking the force they once were, and if you Utd continue to look like the couldnt score in a brothel with a hand full of 50′s, then this season could very well be red…mersey red!

YNWA

Gerry, have you read Jap Staam’s book were he has said that ferguson tapped him up to go to the mancs, the cheeky bastard talk about double standards, they are the most devious club in Britain.
theredman YNWA.

Manchester United are just a turncoat club, they turn on all their best players, and always have, and always will.

It pains me that they’re a premiership ‘force’ with the way they conduct themselves.

When Beckham was there he was ‘the best wide player there is’ 2 days after him leaving ‘Yeah… he was alright’.
Infact some United fans say that because they sold Horseface they won the league, haha.

Gerry/lads, what is it with old trafford and penalties, last week a penalty was given to the chavs that only the referee saw, now a blatant pen by wes brown was turned down, once again lady luck smiles down on the scum, i’ve never known a jammier shower of bastards than those cunts.
As for tevez i think LFC got the better of the two Argies, and looking at the mancs and spurs i cant see any threats coming from those two, i know its early days yet and the mancs are without the portuguese wanker but honestly they are very mediocre (berbatov has just missed another sitter).
theredman YNWA.

Well, I had me rant the other day. And I might go a bit now, but at least let’s be logical and honest about it….
There’s no denying Man U are a great football club, with a great history, fan base and a bursting trophy cabinet. To say anything else, you just look like a knobhead.
And when the truth is told, old Slur Alex is a great, great manager. But to me, even with me confessional head on, it’s all tainted, proper, proper tainted. For fuck’s sake – how many years has it been since a penalty was given against the old clock watching cunt at Prawn Trafford?
And there’s no denying it, they are great tactics that he employs. And you can see Rafa is building the same seige mentality – us against them – in our club. But let’s have it right….
Shankly – success, personality and humour. Paisley – sucess with the most humble attitude I have ever seen. For fuck’s sake Bob liberated Rome in WWII, probably in he’s wooly cardie and slippers. So, what was football to that great man – “Oh, I’ve been here in the bad times too. We finished second one year.” Bad qoute I suppose, as it’s probably the only time Bob ever got a bit blase and cocky about it all.
And there’s no two ways about it, we’re no angels. We have our skeletons for everyone to see, and aren’t the media just happy to point them out, lest any forget. But without me going on about it, or giving incidences, you look up Man U’s misdeeds for yourself – Fergie, no humour, no humilty, a bloody bully, and absolute cheat. Well, you got away with it for a decade Slur Alex but the writing is on the wall. What a shame the last tap-up, Berbatov, never saw them off today. And what a shame Martin Jol had to be ripped off by a homer ref when Whiskey Nose near robbed him of his job last week.
But power to Rafa – we will fight against all of this anyway.
In Rafa We Trust!

Its lucky we never received the same preferential treatment handed out to those scangers (nice word) from manchester over the world club tournament.

We’d have never had have the Gerrard FA Cup final!

Gerry/ lads:

Just loved your comments on Manure and Fungus.
What I really find surprising when it comes down to the issue of the Mancs getting favorable treatment (and that’s just not in the EPL) is why this is so.

I mean, I admit, as Fat Scouser says, Manure should be a respectable team, with the history and its records. They had great players whom I would loved to have seen on my side. However, it is evident that we are the most successful team in British Football history, and there are other teams that should be considered in the same grounds as the mancs. As a matter of fact, the mancs are not that special.

So, what exactly is it that makes them “be treated “so special??
I lived in the UK for 10 years and that is one thing I just could never understand, and I still do not see it. The mancs get special treatment from the media around the world, alongside the money-motivated Chleshit, and it pisses me off when a team like us, with better record, history and passionate fans, are not treated with more respect from the media outside the UK.

I just don’t get it….but then again, what is the point in making an analysis and wasting my time on the reasoning behing the mancs’ apparent bullying.

It is one thing for us fans to get irritated when of our players move to a “rival” team (like, Figo), but it is criminal when the league blocks such transfers. What, exactly was the basis for such decision?? I think the league has a responsiblity to at least disclose its decision-maiking in these matters, because it will set a weird standard for the future.

Anyway, the lads made my day on Sat with the win, but the Mancs’ win pissed me off, yet again. Come on Berbatov, score when it counts…

YNWA

Hyde

As a childhood LFC supporter, who dislikes the mancs as much as anyone, I believe we must be careful not to sink into a mentality of “we always get unfair treatment”.

It’s better to look at the bright side of things – knowing that when we do win the league – we’ve done it in spite of fighting an uphill battle.

Yes – the evident unfair treatment is annoing – but you can’t build a great future by focusing on the past!

Entering into playing the mancs’ game only means that we’ll be dragged down to their level – and that they’ll beat us on experience!

We’re much better than that!

I do hope that Liverpool go for Juventus’s Giorgio Chiellini NOW. He was always a much better option compared to Heinze IMO and I hope and pray that all that has happened will only push Mr Rafa and the board to pay what is needed for Chiellini. Pls please get this man, for now and for the future.

Now is the time and I do hope we move quick. Otherwise, we’ll have to make do with one of our academy boys… or Riise at centre back…???

Karsten Madsen, i dont think any of the lads and ladies on this sight think we are treated unfairly, sure the manure get all the right press treatment and i am only glad they have not achieved the things the mighty LFC have, imagine getting that lot stuffed down our throats by the press every other day, and yes you are right to look on the bright side, but looking at the unbelievable luck the manc scum enjoy is beyond comprehension , they have had a massive 7 penalties awarded against them at home in the 15yrs since the premier league was formed, no i dont think its a case of us being treated unfairly, probably a tad jealous of why lady luck showers her benevolence on that pack of shite.
theredman YNWA.

Redman, thank you for the statistic – 7 penalties in 15yrs. I knew it was something shite like that, but didn’t have the proper numbers to hand. And I think they went about 5 years without a single penalty being awarded against them at Yawn Trafford.
But make no mistake about it, it’s not just lady luck. Do you realise the first year they won the Prem, they needed to win their last home game to secure the title. Oh, and Boy did they secure it…
1-1 scoreline, 90 minutes up, Slur Alex glaring at his wristwatch and the ref, so, in a game with very few stoppages, the referee played an astonishing 7 minutes extra time until they scored. Then he blew immeadiately, well almost immeadiately, after the ball hit the net.
Don’t be naive, this shit doesn’t happen by chance.
And I would be happy to tell anyone why and how this shite goes on, but I don’t want to hog the blog
So, just read Man U’s history and ours – from a nuetral perspective. And you will see the unfairness and bias that Rafa has now seen, and declared his intention to fight against it on the pitch.
Viva La Rafalution!

Fat Scouser, i’ve looked everywhere for the statistics for penalties awarded to the mancs at their place in those 15yrs but cant find anything on it, GERRY maybe with all the resources you have at hand you can find out for us if you’d be so kind.
By the way Fat Scouser, not naive my friend i know shit when i smell it, all the statistics all the pundits come up with andy gray,mark lawro,lineker and hanson not one have given an in-depth look at 7 pens in 15yrs, not a fuckin mention i find it comparable with the bermuda triangle, incidentally you’ll probably find theres more manc players been sent off than there have been pens at mould twatford.
theredman YNWA.

andy gray…dont even farkn start me on that twat.

Redman, my stats aren’t up to date, but what I can tell you is this. In the ten Premiership seasons between 92/93 to 2002/2003, only 4 penalties were awarded at the theatre of prawns. 2 were missed, one was scored by John Sheridan back in 1993 for Shef Wednesday in the game mentioned in the blog, where fat arse Steve Bruce equalised in the 86th minute and that got the winner in the 96th minute! Ruel Fox scored the other one for Norwich in the same year. To put that stat into some kind of context, its worth noting that in season 2002/2003, Ruud Van Horseface scored an incredible 9 penalties at old trafford alone. I think that says it all!

it really pisses me off how the FA just ignore facts like that. Every single person outside of Manchester realises that this is the way things work for united. its a disgrace. if it happened in a normal industry, the FA would be sued for not providing equal opportunities. If for example favourtism was showed to somone in say for example horse raceing, the stewards would be all over them like a fat kid on a cupcake. not puting their head in the sand like the FA do.

no wonder my blood actually boils everytime i see someone wearing a utd jersey

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PXdqq9skLAg

Who the fark are man united

Thanks very much Gerry, it certainly does say it all, aussie_Kopfan laughed my tits off at that one on youtube nice one, Ruel Fox eh Gerry, i think he’s only 3yrs younger than whiskey face.
theredman YNWA.

There is a little scouse lad who’s will have his favourite song played tonight at Anfield. My goodness I’m stunned for word and just wish his family all the best. If his dream was the Everton song and we are gracious enough to respect it playing at Anfield, then it shows what a wonderful club we are.
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Gob bless this little tacker. May everybody pay him and his family the respect he is due. Tragedy is tradegy regardless of colour.

You’re right Gaz, lovely sentiment and gesture in the face of such grief. Sadly us Scousers do grief, sentiment and lovely gestures very well. Must be the Irish in us. But what we don’t do is grass. And someone wants to grass, and grass sharpish on the bastard who shot that young lad. Cos make no mistake about it, someone knows who pulled that trigger.
Hope that doesn’t sound too cynical, and I don’t want to turn a football blog into some moral rant. But I’m ashamed no one has put that kid’s murderer in the frame.
Sorry, just had to say that. But yes. It is a lovely gesture. Some fans approached the club to do it, and the club agreed immeadiately. And I’m proud of my club and my fellow fans for it, but I just hope it gives some cunt a kick in the conscience aswell.

R.I.P Antonio Puerta of Sevilla. He was only 22.

Well Said Fat Scouser, surely someon does know who shot this child, let’s hope this stirs something in them to Speak up.
We really are a different class of people us Scousers.
I am proud to say I am one..
R.I.P Rhys.

If LFC is not a class act to Everton fans after last evening I don’t know what is.
On a happier note, we did really well last night even though we were without our heart and soul in Stevie and Jamie. Monster Masch showed again why he should be picked ahead of Alonso, no doubt. Classy, confident player who is much better at the holding position than Alonso. He’s much faster and doesn’t waste possession or tackle recklessly like Alonso.
Benny Onion, as Gerry likes to call him, was a busy bee last night and deserves a good mention. He should also be playing on the left wing ahead of Riise, who again showed his frequent inability to focus on defense and passing. His first touch time and again failed us and that wonderful left foot has also lost accuracy. Benny on the other hand brings creativity to the team and his industry will complement Pennant when they both patrol the wings. Babel is not ready yet but he seems to be a big big player for the future.

yeah that you tube video wasnt so great…

having haha on the munich air disaster is pretty sick…

i thought we were above that sort of thing…

seems some of us arent any better than scum or chavs…

Got to agree, Mook, Monst Masch is a better player than Alonso, especially in his tackling and vision. Last night’s game also confirmed for me what I thought last season: despite Mr Benny’s recent high-class signings, there’s no better player at LFC than the superb Deadly Dirk. Crouch was impressive also; just needs some heading lessons from uncle Sami.

Alonso’s best time in LFC was his first year. Other than that he’s been on the decline. Bad tackling, wasteful possession, back passing, etc. During the Sunderland game I was cursing at him more than Riise, and that’s a bad thing. Maybe for these two players being selected almost automatically for games in the past couple of seasons due to lack of competition for their positions gave them a reason to slack. I hope things change this season.