No luck for me on the job front as yet. It’s been over 20 years since I’ve actually had to find work, it normally comes and finds me, but things are a bit quiet on the employment front over here at the moment. Admittedly I’m a little rusty in the area of job hunting but strangely my tactic of sitting in my garden supping cans of Stella has yielded little success so far, maybe it’s time for a different approach.
Anyway on the football front, there has certainly been no shortage of job offers for Liverpool players recently which is a sure sign that we are going in the right direction. Once Rafa got his own contract signed it was very wise of him to get some of our other senior players sorted out with new contracts, which they were all very keen to sign. Had he not done so then you can bet the mischief-making clowns in the British media would have invented all kinds of transfer links away from Anfield for the likes of Gerrard, Torres, Kuyt and Agger etc.
Even when these stories have no foundation in truth they can still be a pain in the ass and have a potentially de-stabilising effect on fans and players alike. The boss would have to spend the whole summer publicly denying them and privately re-assuring the players, but getting them committed to new contracts has killed off these stories/rumours before they begin.
This is the kind of area where Rick Parry constantly caused us unnecessary problems by dragging his heels on such things but with Rafa now involved we are moving much faster and more professionally and I think the players will appreciate that. But of course Liverpool is far too newsworthy for the media to ignore us and it is noticeable how quickly they have turned their attention to some of our other players. Alonso, Masch, Benny Onion, Arby and Dossena among others have all been the subject of recent press transfer speculation.
In all cases the players in question have said that they are happy to remain at Anfield, but that hasn’t stopped the press vultures from stirring things up. A recent example was the story doing the rounds about Dossena wanting a move back to Italy. What he actually said in an interview a while back was that his first choice was to remain at Liverpool but if he had to leave he would prefer a return to Italy, and of course the press twisted this to read that he wants to leave to return to Italy. It’s this kind of press mischief-making that can make fans, and maybe even some team mates, unfairly question the commitment of a player.
I’m not suggesting there is no truth in any of the press stories but because of their tendency to sensationalise things it’s often difficult to define how much is fact and how much is fiction, so I take everything they say with a grain of salt. That said, there are some clubs splashing around a lot of cash at the moment and there is a possibility that we may lose one or two of our better players.
It is usually about this time of year that we start talking about removing the deadwood from our squad and while in the past there would always be three or four players we would all be glad to see the back of, it’s yet another measure of how far we have come that there are no longer any obvious choices to offload. Let’s not forget that with just a little more luck with injuries to key players or in front of goal, we would be champions, so our squad is already pretty strong.
Peanut is already gone, so apart from Voronin and maybe one or two fringe players all of our first team squad have something to offer, so let’s not be too quick to throw the baby out with the bath water. With the talk of Rafa having to sell players to bump up his transfer budget the three names I keep hearing mentioned the most are Lucas, Babel and Dossena, but I’m not convinced we’d be wise to lose any of them.
Lucas is definitely someone we should keep and I would be extremely disappointed if we let him go. I have to hold my hands up and admit that I’ve been critical of him in the past but the extremely unfair flak he took last season and the character he showed to play his way through it has convinced me he has the heart and the ability to be a big asset to us now and in the future. It’s taken a lot longer than we would have liked but he improved immensely in the latter stage of the season and I would expect a big contribution from him next year.
Babel is like a caterpillar that we all keep expecting to turn into a beautiful butterfly. He definitely has the ability but we’ve only ever seen it from him in brief flashes. As an impact sub he has proved useful to us in the past but playing from the start he tends to either drift in and out of a game or disappear completely. But he does have that all important gift of pace and I hear in training he even leaves Torres trailing in his wake. 
Unfortunately, unlike Torres as yet he hasn’t developed the footballing brain to use his pace as effectively as he might do. However, I must say that he is the one player outside of our first eleven that my manc and chav supporting mates genuinely worry about when they see him coming off the bench and they often ask me how come we don’t play him more. Basically if we received a decent fee I would understand the boss selling him but I would hate to see us put so much time and effort into him only for him to come good for somebody else. Next season he will also have the added incentive of trying to get himself into the Dutch World Cup squad, so Flyin Ryan might well be worth another season.
As for Dossena, he’s a guy who didn’t have the most impressive of starts with us but he came good towards the end and looks as if he might be able to hit the ground running next season, if he’s still around. His dodgy start was understandable given the facts that not only had he to adapt to the faster pace of the English game but in our team he also had to play 15 yards further back from the left wing-back role he had been playing in Italy, so he had to virtually learn how to play in a new position.
But he worked very hard on it and it’s been well documented that he constantly stayed back to do extra training in an effort to adjust his game and I think we saw evidence in his last few games that he was succeeding. So he certainly seems to have the commitment and I wouldn’t be disappointed to see him staying with us. However he does play in an area where we have plenty of cover.
Insua has emerged as a fine prospect, Aurelio is also very useful in that position for us when he can keep himself fit, Dagger recently said that he could play left-back for us if required and in an emergency situation we could also call on Riera who previously played in that position for Man City. So of the three players I’ve mentioned perhaps Dossena might be the most likely to be allowed to leave if we received the right offer.
As I mentioned earlier, there are no longer any obvious choices for us to offload and apart from maybe one or two on the fringes, there could be arguments made for the retention of every player in our first team squad, which is a massive improvement on previous years and a great testament of the work done by Rafa and his backroom team.
We came damn close to the title last season and much has been said about the need for the boss to make the right moves in the transfer market this summer to take us forward those extra couple of steps. But I think it’s equally as important for him to try to retain what we already have, as there would be little point in filling in one hole only to create one somewhere else.
At this very early stage in the transfer window we haven’t as yet made any moves but even by standing still we are in better shape than our main rivals at the moment. With the sale of the Ladyboy to Real Madrid the mancs are now weaker. I can’t stand the petulant little bastard but he did score a lot of goals for them which they will find difficult to replace, and let’s also not forget that his diving and cheating antics also won them many unwarranted free-kicks and penaltys from intimidated officials over the years which they may also find difficult to replace.
Apart from him, Giggs is also finished as a top level player and Scholes and Neville were finished two years ago but Fergiescum was too stupid to notice. I’m not too bothered about the £80 million they received for Ladyboy because even if they hadn’t sold him they would have likely have had at least £50 or £60 million to spend anyway. Besides this, and despite what the media may say, Fergiescum’s record in the transfer market is extremely patchy at best.
Barbie Doll is the most recent example, but there was also Veron, Djemba Djemba, Kleberson and dozens of others over the years. It’s one thing having the money, but spending it wisely is another thing entirely and Fungus head’s record is extremely dodgy to say the least. Even if he does get it right it will take time for new faces to settle in and to get the balance right.
At the chavs Roman Corleone seems to have installed a revolving door on the manager’s office and is determined to get his money’s worth. They have appointed yet another manager and I can’t say I’m too bothered by Carlos Ancelotti. I don’t think he’s as good as Hiddink and despite having a number of big name players at his disposal at AC Milan, they were finishing well behind Inter in the Italian league and they are no great shakes as we’ve seen in the CL over the last two seasons.
He will also have to contend with the various player power factions in their dressing room and a plastic flag waving bunch of supporters who will turn on him as soon as he gets a couple of dodgy results. Besides this, I find it hard to take a guy seriously when he has a surname that sounds like a pizza topping, so I’ll be surprised if he lasts the season. And Arsenal have definitely gone backwards in the last couple of seasons. They will always be dangerous on their day but I think they will lose some of their players over the summer and they will need to spend. In all honesty I think they might struggle to stay in the top 4 next season but a lot will depend on what moves they make in the transfer market.
So if we can keep our settled squad together and bring in a couple of quality additions, we will be in great shape. Ideally we need to come out of this transfer window stronger than we went into it but at the very least we need to ensure we don’t become weaker. This is why that it seems to me no matter how you slice it, Xabi Alonso is the key.
He was terrific for us last season and as far as I’m concerned he was our best and most consistent player. If we keep him and strengthen the squad with a couple of good quality signings we will be very strong going into the next campaign and I think we will all be very happy with that. But of course the other situation is that there are a number of clubs with very deep pockets casting envious eyes in his direction and if the right offer was put on the table I think Rafa may be tempted.
Man City are meant to be interested and I’m sure they would offer a shit-load of cash but perhaps the most tempting offer could come in from Real Madrid. They are certainly the most arrogant club in the world, even worse than the mancs and that’s saying something, and in that part of the world I hear they are already reporting that they will have Alonso signed up by next week despite Rafa saying he doesn’t want to sell him.
It would almost make you want to tell them to piss off just to spite them, but let’s not be too hasty. They have already spend about £170 million acquiring Ladyboy, Kaka and Villa but the rules over there state that their squad can only contain 25 players. So basically they need to offload some players and there are a few interesting big names among them.
Despite today’s official announcement from Liverpool saying Xabi and Masch are not for sale, I think if Rafa could get a couple of those players and a decent chunk of change it might well prove to be very tempting to cash in. Don’t get me wrong, I would prefer it if we kept Xabi and no matter how much money we got for him, I think he would be almost impossible to replace.
But these things are never straightforward and given the meagre finances our gaffer has to work with in comparison to his rivals, I could understand it if he were tempted by a big offer. Hopefully it won’t come to that and Alonso will be lining out for us at the start of next season but you just can’t be sure of anything in football these days, so whatever happens I will support the manager’s decision and hope for the best.
Keep the Faith