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10 disastrous quotes of Roy Hodgson’s LFC reign

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LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Thursday, July 1, 2010: Liverpool Football Club's new manager Roy Hodgson during a press conference at Anfield. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

Definition: A Royism is an inexplicable decision, quotation or action made by Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson. Royism’s were first detected in July 2010 and have multiplied precariously ever since. Execution of a Royism can leave the subject open to animosity and ridicule.

Below is a list of infamous Royism’s, complete with analysis on their content, meaning and effect.

No.1: Post-match reaction to a 2-0 derby defeat

“From what I saw I thought we dominated the second half totally. I thought the shape of the team was good today; the quality of our passing and movement was good. We didn’t score goals and Everton did but I refuse to accept that we were in any way outplayed or any way inferior. I watched the performance and the second half was as good as I saw a Liverpool team play under my management that is for sure.”

This is perhaps the most notable Royism to date. In the wake of a crushing derby defeat, whereby his side were totally and utterly outplayed, Hodgson emerged to lavish praise on his team. Added to his jocular reaction upon the final whistle, this example underlined his ill-fated reign to that point. His peculiar tale-of-the-tape not only enraged Kop supporters but ignited a debate as to whether he had well and truly cracked-up. How in any way, shape or form can a 2-0 defeat at the hands of your rivals be deemed acceptable? Moreover ‘good’ as Hodgson himself put it. To describe the display as woeful would have been stupidly kind, as the reds laboured like Phil Mitchell on crack. If anything this interview was a sad indictment on himself. If this effort was truly the the best he had gifted us by October it said little for his stewardship to that point.

No. 2: On Fernando Torres being linked with Manchester United

“I don’t think Fernando Torres will be the only striker they target, and I don’t think that we will be the only club that will be worried their striker can be targeted. I am not naive to believe there won’t be any danger and we will never lose a player like Torres, I understand these things can happen.”

In at number two in this painstaking countdown was the bizarre effort to conjure-up an unthinkable transfer. Fernando Torres is to Liverpool what breasts are to Katie Price, by far the best feature of a butchered model. Given the efforts he himself had made to convince Torres to stay the previous summer, this press conference seemed all the more unusual. Kopites across the globe were still chuckling at the announcement of Wayne Rooney’s transfer request, only to be halted by their own manager forwarding Torres as an ideal replacement! Beam any true reds fan into the hot-seat when that question was posed and they would have scoffed at the nature of such a ridiculous proposal. Not Roy. Instead of defiantly announcing Torres would decamp to Old Trafford over his dead body, he simply added weight to the clamour. This again confirmed that Hodgson was far from immersed into the culture of Liverpool, as a club and city.

No. 3: Defending the indefensible

“Unbelievable. What do you mean by that? In 35 years, how many clubs have I had? What do you mean do my methods translate? They have translated from Halmstads to Malmo, to Orebo to Neuchatel Xamax, to the Swiss national team, so I find the question insulting. To suggest that because I have moved from one club to another, that the methods which have stood me in good stead for 35 years and made me one of the most respected coaches in Europe don’t suddenly work is very hard to believe.”

Oh Roy. A defiant stance against all those questioning your tactics was a bad move, particularly a day before a home defeat at the hands of Blackpool. An overly cautious set-up – whether it home or away – may well work for mid-table sides hell-bent on survival, but they do not ‘translate’ to one of Europe’s elite clubs. Liverpool should be attacking the likes of the Tangerines and Birmingham, overpowering them with their sheer class. Instead, your sides set-out to stifle and counter-attack (ever so occasionally). It may be forgivable if results were forthcoming but when a relegation battle looms it is disgraceful. Surely a coach with such experience should be capable of adapting to his environment, as opposed to cocooning himself in such a single-minded fashion. The Kop are famed for their knowledge of the game and we desperately crave a more adventurous style. Why totally ignore our views with seeming contempt?

No. 4: Where does Meireles play again?

“He (Meireles) had two training sessions and played on Thursday night and he played again on Sunday so it is very early for me to make strong judgements about where his best position is. The work we do on the training field will show me how best to use him.”

The aforementioned quote is so funny it could have come straight from the Frankie Boyle annals. So Roy sanctions a £10.5 million deal with no idea where he intends to play the arrival? Unbelievable. The initial uncertainty has been evidenced ever since, with Meireles appearing behind a lone striker, in a defensive midfield role, on the right, the left … Stick him between the sticks and he’d steal the Mr. Versatile tag from Jamie Carragher. Has Hodgson ever heard of Wikipedia? Championship Manager even? He must have had some idea as to what type of player the Portuguese was? Please God tell me he did. Meireles was this season’s marquee signing but his progress has been hampered by the manager’s indecision on where to play him. This Royism was highly embarrassing.

No. 5: Criticising the ownership protest

“Those people (protestors) aren’t making my job any easier”

To be fair to Hodgson later backtracked on this and defended those involved but his initial reservations proved how out of touch he was with an embattled and meaningful campaign. The likes of the Spirit of Shankly had dedicated years to removing the cancerous Tom Hicks and George Gillett. Nonetheless, that time and effort was dismissed as ‘unhelpful’ by the Liverpool manager of all people. It is hard to envisage his predecessor projecting such ignorance. That is because Rafa Benitez was completely woven into the fabric of all things LFC. He understood the importance of the ownership issue and what it meant to the supporters. Sometimes he went a little over the top and allowed it to interfere with his management but at least we knew he cared. This Royism would have alienated many of the hardcore support.

No. 6: Attacking Rafa Benitez

“I think you can pay an awful lot of money for poor players and you can pay not very much money for very good ones – it is all to do with how good your scouting and your eye is. There are a lot of things here that the club has got to get right. We have got a lot more expensive failures on our list than good players that we have brought in for next to nothing.”

As the previous point outlined, Rafa Benitez was a very popular figure amongst supporters. Admittedly, his final season eroded a great deal of backing for his management style but he left with the best wishes of all fans. Roy’s veiled attack on the man he succeeded then represented a grave case of misjudgement (again). Hodgson continually bemoans the lack of quality within his ranks but that is as much his fault as it is Benitez’s. Rafa did not sign Christian Poulsen or Paul Konchesky. He did not allow Alberton Aquilani (a £20 million signing) to leave on loan. In fact he left a squad that still included Steven Gerrard, Fernando Torres, Javier Mascherano (since sold), Pepe Reina, Aquilani, Dirk Kuyt, Glen Johnson, Carragher and Daniel Agger. Those players would walk into most Premier League sides. Add Joe Cole to the mix and again the root cause of our symptoms stem to tactics.

That group could ‘outplay’ all-comers if given an adventurous mandate. Perhaps Roy should look closer to home. His value for money jibe can also be reflected. Rafael Van Der Vaart joined Spurs for £8 million, yet Hodgson acquired Meireles and Poulsen for a combined £15 million. Also, as petite a transfer kitty he may have had the lack of enforcements in attack was scandalous. Hodgson had an entire summer to identify support for Torres but failed to attract anyone. The likes of Peter Odemwengie and Moussa Dembele went for smallish sums. This duo are by no means world beaters but they are competent enough and examples of back-up we criminally ignored.

No. 7: Criticising Glen Johnson (publicly)

“He’s the England right-back and, if he plays like that, one would expect him to come back in when he’s fit. But then he’d have to play like the England right-back and up to now, to be quite frank, he’s not performed – very often at least – to the level I’d expect of him. You would have to ask him ‘do you think you’re playing like the best right-back in the country for your club?’ If he says yes, obviously we will have to agree to differ.”

Can anyone recall Sir Alex Ferguson or Arsene Wenger openly criticising one of their key players in this manner? Managers do not do this, it is a cardinal sin. Let’s not pretend Johnson has excelled this term, he has been poor on occasion but to slate him in the media is cruel and unprofessional. A united front is paramount if a team is to achieve anything in football. Johnson would have felt like an outcast reading this and maybe even considered his long-term future. No one could blame him. Hodgson’s wording here is in a similar vain to one David Brent, casting him as a bumbling figurehead out of touch with his own staff.

No. 8: Misinterpreting United rivalry

“I’ve been involved in some big derbies in my career and you know how much they mean to the fans. It compares with Inter v Juventus. The Milan derby was a big occasion but the derby d’Italia was the real killer one, as it were.”

As everyone knows, Roy loves to remind us of his past ventures. His time in Italy is second only to his stint at Craven Cottage and this quote saw him compare derbies quite excitedly. This was a critical bugbear as Liverpool against Manchester United gazumps both of those fixtures in terms of importance. Added to his great affection for Fergie this did not bode well for the clash at Old Trafford. For me, and a lot of supporters, even his beloved Sir Alex, this match is THE biggest in the footballing calendar. I do not want to have it weighed against Inter v Juventus. I want fighting talk ahead of the crunch, not whimsical anecdotes about how Taggart is ‘not a Liverpool man.’ This again proved that Roy is out of touch with us, the supporters.

No. 9: Failing to defend Torres immediately among ‘dive’ claims

“I didn’t think it was necessary to say it because it was insulting people’s intelligence. For me, it was one of Alex’s inflammatory little digs to make his victory even sweeter and our defeat even harder and that’s part of the game.”

Better late than never Roy but I doubt Torres would have appreciated the delayed endorsement. Ferguson laid down the gauntlet for an old-fashioned war of words here, given the infuriating antics of Nani on the day. Sadly, Roy cowered away and laid low for a week. He should have defended his player outright and chastised the winger for his disgusting play-acting. Torres must have been dismayed at the lack of internal support and questioned his relationship with Hodgson from that moment.

No. 10: Fulham Comparison

“At the moment arguably one or two of the players that you are suggesting are very different to the Fulham players’ maybe are not playing any better than the Fulham players played. Journalists work on names and not on performances. You watch people play and you base your judgement on their name and not necessarily what they have actually done on the day of the game.”

Roy Hodgson talks of Fulham in the same vain as I discuss Kylie Minogue. A starry-eyed longing for the perfect union; or reunion in his case. Fulham have been mentioned so often in connection to Liverpool this term I’m half expecting to be redirected to Fulham.com whenever I connect to our official website. Here, Hodgson again critiques his squad quite unkindly. The point is our so-called superstars are no better than the ranks he abandoned last summer. With all due respect to Fulham that is a ludicrous statement. Would any of their players make it into our first team? Zoltan Gera at a push, another a push.. and a shove. Perhaps Danny Murphy in the wake of injury. Otherwise, no. A bad workman always blames his tools. As stressed earlier on in the piece Hodgson still has a top squad at his disposal but seems unaware of how to exploit it. Only when he breaks free of his own limitations will he be able to fully embrace the challenge of managing Liverpool.

For the time being he appears clueless. Expect him to deliver far more Royism’s than trophies before his tenure ends.

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Aaron has been writing for us since 2006. His column focuses on the Reds fortunes both home and abroad with insightful, analytical and humorous comment. His flair for writing has led to work placements at LFC TV, Loaded and Zoo magazines, the Southern Daily Echo and Quay Radio. He is also a feature writer for Country Music People Magazine. Having graduated with a degree in Multi-Media Journalism Aaron is now looking for paid work in the writing industry.

  • Sfen_RedsNWA

    one thing that really surprise me is that Rooney saga…instead of keeping his mouth shut,Hodgson indirectly indicated that United can consider about our Nando..and those reports claiming Pepe wants out earlier,i wonder why Hodgson cant just do what Rafa used to do,straight away send warning to other team that our star players are not for sale…earlier this season,everyone said our players are not commited to the club,but Nando had to get the ball from the air and ran through opposition’s defenders and scored goals..all on his own!Hogdson criticize Glen,i admit Glen isn’t good at defending…if you are a manager and you know that your player isn’t good at defending,then why you arranged defensive jobs for him?last season,it’s really a joy when i watched Glen brought the ball into opposition’s penalty area and create chances for his teammates…but this season?i dont see that…
    our players are very commited to the club,to the fans but not to Hodgson..things have to change…

  • Andy Palmer

    Wow. Whoever wrote this “article” has no idea about football. Roy hodgson is a terrific manager and liked by the majority of people in football. Managers don’t just become bad over night because they’ve taken over at a club which used to be good. The current Liverpool first 11 is a joke.

    Held together by a good Spanish striker and scouse midfielder with too much civic pride to realise what is going on around him, they have become a small time club with 4th place the very best they can hope for. Yet the fans still live in this fantasy world where they think they should be challenging for the title and the champions league every season, dumbfounded when they finish in a more reflective position like 7th. So who do they blame? The manager of course. Who else could it be? Not the 25 world class players in their squad who would “walk in to any team” – yea, sure. Look at man united. A team in apparent decline. Bar gerrard and Torres, which Liverpool player would get In to their first 11? Not one.

    Liverpool fans seriously need to wake up and smell the coffee. You are not the powerhouse of English football you once were, and I highly doubt you will ever reach those echelons again.

    • Frank

      Andy Palmer, do you work for Purslow or are you one of the Liverpool Kop website?

    • Red

      Reina would probably fit in somewhere, eh?

  • canadianblue

    I’d hardly say United-Liverpool is the biggest derby on the calendar ahead of Inter-Milan or Lazio-Roma (cue long list of local, heated rivalries). It differs by country and locale, granted I give you it’s definitely one of the biggest in England (Everton – Liverpool comes to mind also). I’m a Chelsea supporter, but I give you that I am really baffled by Hodgson’s term so far. I quite liked him at Fulham and thought he did a very good job with an okay squad. He really isn’t squeezing the best out of your players like his did with Fulham, and I’m pretty puzzled by it honestly. Well, hopefully he figures something out, because I can’t comprehend why you’re sitting at the bottom. Well I know why, but you get what I mean. Should be up higher in title contention.

  • Robertgill1981

    Surelly there are more important people at the club, than us, who can see this.

  • Anonymous

    Roy must go, he has no idea of how we should play and make the tactics work. Buying clueless stopcones as Poulsen and Konchesky is Royism too…

  • Junk

    Gordon Bennet. Don’t know wether to laugh or cry. Good young players – future stars of the world game – are queuing up to leave. I hope the new owners are getting good advice. If they don’t sack him someone should give him a memo with PTO written on both sides…

  • Jimmyw

    Hodgson must go.

    I feel sorry for the guy but the whole situation is now ridiculous. Presumably the new owners are aware of the way the fans are feeling; John Henry might not understand football yet but presumably he has people who can tell him that it’s all gone Pete Tong at Anfield. Roll on the next candidate please (and let it be Frank Rijkaard.)

  • Red

    Agree with most of your analysis. But I have to take issue with your final point about Fulham. While I agree Roy needs to stop talking about his “time” with them, I disagree with your point. Would any of Fulham’s players make it into our first team? Answer? Yes. I can name a certain target striker, who if not injured, would provide excellent support, backup, and much-needed REST for Torres. We cannot continue to rely on him as our only decent scoring option—with no reliable reserve– or else he will never be fit to play. I can also name a certain American, who while not without his faults, could partner Torres yet is versatile enough to play in the midfield (perhaps an actual solution to our lack of width and distribution into the box). While we do have quality players, it is absurd to think that we could not find a few reliable options on Fulham’s squad and seriously overestimates some of our starting eleven.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Chri5mitH ChriS SmiTH

    right, and the damage to Torres the good work Kenny does with the kids beign lost in the first team..it just goes on & on..i only care about Lfc, when core supporters post THIS..and NESV choose to ignore us they risk problems to escalate, its more than just “writing on .the wall” its a challenge if Henry really cares about Reds supporters “partiicipation”? (or its just “lip servicse”)

  • lawrence

    What are we waiting to sack this lowly rated coach? I feel embarrased to hear some of his uterances as a Liverpool coach. no respect for are great club nor the city. I just hope the owners are well informed of what to do. Liverpool is so big to end up below 4/5th positions in the table.

    Get us the coach with affection and deep love for the club and what we believe in.

  • Heathroi

    for me, what made Roy’s comments worse about Johnson is that he talked about how upset Paulson was about the fans not liking him.

  • dave, sussex

    Radio5live just excited about the fest at the Emirates tomorrow, with
    Modric £16.8m
    Van der Vaart £8m
    Bale £10m
    Pavylencko £13.8m
    Defoe £15.8m
    Palacios £14m
    etc etc = totalling £221.5m
    Built on zero champions league money and a small stadium.

    Versus Fabregas, Chamakh, Van Persie, Arshavin, Nasri, Clichy, Sagna & Co.

    We have just Torres & Gerrard, and Capello has eliminated 50%.

    Conclusion, many of you didn’t spot at the time over the last 4 years that the Yanks were strangling the club and squad, blew all the champions league money.

    Hiddinck, Redknapp, Ferguson, Mourinho … would get no where with our current squad.

    Whilst we are at it, let’s blame Roy for Babel, Riera, Dossena, Pennant, Keane, Morientes & Aquilani.

  • Bootlace

    From memory, RH has not managed a premiership side to more than 58 points in a season – that’s Fulham or Blackburn. RB and his squad recently achieved 86 points and second place. The gap is more than a few steps up in class!

    I’d expect any incoming manager to be very flexible, adapt, learn and be ready to ‘go’ with what he finds. To recognise he is stepping up in class, and do his ‘homework’ on all the key players beforehand. Did you see anything like this in RH? So are your Roy-isms just the ‘tip of the iceberg’?

    Like:
    You can gain 80 premiership points playing for away draws? Nope
    You can compete against the top teams without foreign internationals? Nope
    You have time to adopt your own styles and systems? Nope
    You will be given seasons to re-structure? Nope
    You already can copy & accept the RB team ‘plays’? Nope, in-match experiments instead
    You know from pre season videos how Torres delivers? Nope
    …And why Stevie G is best played in the middle of a ‘diamond’? Nope

    So LFC will deliver about a 60 point season total under RH. It doesn’t make him a bad manager, and if our ownership tustles had dragged on, he would be a safe pair of hands.

    Gaining about 60 points, and alienating many of the young continental players with an ‘English’ approach + formation that won’t easily transfer to their international squads…. won’t recommend LFC to attract more talent and won’t make for a good LFC season.

    It would make an excellent premiership season for Fulham though

  • dave, sussex

    Dan.
    Me as a LFC fan, believe you are correct about some of the players:
    Hangeland is better than Srktel.
    Zamora. I’ve followed his entire career and he is class. Coaches who
    know him well say the guy is talented and a fighter. Birmingham fans
    state that Johnson/Dann had every striker in their pocket in 09/10,
    OTHER THAN Zamora who destroyed them home & away.
    Dempsey too inconsistent, like J.Cole and others; but better
    than Babel. Meireles is a class above Dempsey (would Dempsey
    get into the Portugese team … no).
    Duff good prem player.

    Nothing is black & white. LFC have some class players, but
    the yanks slowly starved the club over 3.5 years. So any
    mistake buys by Rafa/Roy, were devastating.
    Whereas Ferguson or Abramovich just went and spent more
    to cover for lemons.

    Instead of the vitriol on Roy, and the tedious Rafa to stay or go
    debate this time last year … remember the crooked owners
    caused it all, and wasted £150m of our money on finance costs
    rather than world-class players!

  • Alicepark3041

    Since when, coaching is blaming on players and taking credits from players? If murdering wasn’t illegal, you are the very first person who is gonna get a bullet shoving through your face.

  • Rafa

    YOU F**Kin* idiot Rafa Benitez was a bad manager – a very bad one!!! How many players came through Liverpool’s youth system under the reign of Rafa Benitez. The Anwser: Zero. Don’t try telling me that Jay Spearing Counts, he’s no Gerrard, Fowler, Owen, McManaman. Spearing will be playing out his career in the championship. Rafa was the antithesis of Bill Shankly. Shanks would have been turning in his grave at the way Benitez treated his players like his bitches. At least Roy Hodgeson has some respect for his players. For Liverpool to become great again, we first of al need to get rid of Rafa’s dead weight. Crap like Lucas and N’gog do not deserve to be wearing the liverpool shirt.

  • Rafa

    You obviously have a vendetta against Roy Hodgeson.

  • majifa

    RE: Hodgson ‘sad’ to draw Man U

    More evidence of this man’s negative, defeatist attitude.
    It appears we are out of the FA Cup already in Hodgson’s eyes.
    What’s the point even turning up?

    If anybody reading this has links with the powers that be at LFC then please get this sad clown of a manager out sooner rather than later.

  • Abyss

    I don’t wanna say bad things about Roy any longer. He’s not the worst manager out there, but he definitely wasn’t one for Liverpool. It was never going to work out, but he was hardly the ONLY thing that was wrong with LFC at the time. I do agree that we saw some of our darkest days under him – we were in 12th position around mid-season after all, but let’s not kid ourselves.

    Even King Kenny and Damien Comolli was a colossus of a failure given the amount of money that had been spent. Time to stop being bitter about Uncle Woy and look to the future.